Johnny Cupcakes to open LA store



Johnny Cupcakes is opening a Los Angeles store!

Started planning out/designing half of the new Johnny Cupcakes Los Angeles shop. If you're wondering where it will be - it's on Melrose Ave - right by the Kid Robot, G-Star, Paul Frank area. Again, the tenative plan to officially open up shop, is this May (unless things move a bit quicker than planned).

Every day, for the past 5 years, I've been e-mailed/asked to open up a store in just about every state/city/country. "Johnny, ya'll should open up a store in Tornado Valley, Kansas - I'd like shop there every day!" "y0 y0 jc - y0u sh0uld 0peN uP a sH0p iN mUrDaViLLe mIcHigaN s0 i cAn wRk 4 U." "Ello, you can open in store at country my neighborhood lithuania please, happy would be i!" "You gotta open a Johnny Cupakes shop on 123 Fake Street in Wisconsin - I would be your number one shopper!" etc. etc.. A lot of these requests in desolate destinations, ALWAYS say that they'll shop at my store every day if I open there. I'm very happy that my customers would do that, but I mean - cmon'! Are you really going to shop at my Tornado Valley, Kansas shop every single day?

So why Los Angeles, California? It's one of the most request locations. I have been shipping hundreds of shirts there, every month for the past 5 years, to deticated online customers. And most of all, it is t-shirt weather year round. Yea, I probably will be wearing a bicycle helmut every day, incase of earthquake-idge. And my head will probably explode and/or implode due to the terrible traffic. With those few things set aside, I feel as if opening up a Johnny Cupcakes shop in Los Angeles, on the nice side of Melrose Ave - was a swell choice.

Comments

Anonymous said…
TAKE YOUR SOBER FRUITY CUPCAKE ASS BACK EAST! UNLESS YOUR CUPCAKES HAVE MAGIC MUSHROOMS IN THEM LA DOESNT WANT ANY
Anonymous said…
Will your special helmet be in the shape of a muffin top?
Anonymous said…
When will Johnny Vagina Loaf's be opening?
Anonymous said…
I always thought it would be cool (and by cool i mean gay) to make an overpriced woman's purse with all sorts of kitchen and baking utensils on it, like rolling pins, mixers & spatula's, and then instead of putting a solid piece of metal in the shape of a lock or buckle on it, and instead of tassles, I would put some crappy leather cutouts of oven mits and hang them off my bag.
Anonymous said…
My friends and I are driving down from San Fran for the opening day! Can't wait!!
Anonymous said…
All this guy does is talk about his "brand" and how awesome he thinks he is for being drug and alcohol free. If he thinks that is so awesome why doesn't he make a line of t-shirts that mirror his beliefs? Oh, because no one cares and it wouldn't make any money. Dude, we get it, you don't drink. But lots of people don't drink and they don't make it their whole persona.