The orgasmic power of cupcakes

We usually try to keep things very G, or at least, PG, around here, but our friend Violet Blue's description of eating a cupcake, via Metroblogging San Francisco, just had to be repeated:

So, please foodies -- don't give me that "they bring out the little kid in you" bullshit. Because when done right, a cupcake makes you feel like you've never been kissed deep before in your whole life, or fucked in that way that shows you a brand new sweet spot just *there* and makes your head spin and resets your DNA -- and that at first bite you want to do both of those things like *right away* and with the cupcake too. Amazing cupcakes make you want to eat them for dinner because you have no impulse control in their presence.

Comments

hannah said…
oh brother. That was ridiculous to read. I'm quite sick of people who can not express themselves, so they have to use the F word and relate everything to sex and orgasms. Instead of finding a creative way to describe cupcake Joy, this writer (and by extension, the person who posted this here) resorted to something cheap and pathetic. Old trick for covering up lack of talent.
Lackluster. Offensive and NOW, I'm not going to ever come back to this site or pass it along to friends. Because really. I don't know how the person with that mouth can put a cupcake into it.
Cupcakes are too sweet and too amazing to be mixed with such a tongue.
Anonymous said…
oh brother, Hannah. Get over yourself. It's just a cupcake. To each, her own.
Anonymous said…
Totally tasteless....and offensive...
Anonymous said…
Sure, Hannah overreacted, but Violet Blue isn't a very good writer; I'm more offended by her lack of originality than her four-letter words.