The Cupcake Snuggie exists

For $89, you can buy this "Cupcake Booty Buddy" from Urban Outfitters. It's made from cotton and polyester, and here's some more info: it's 69"l, 66"h and from the listing: "Cupcake Booty Buddy blanket that doubles as a cozy, oversized poncho." I don't even know what to say. Via That's Nerdalicious and The Mary Sue.